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Have you seen this bird?

Wanted

This bird has been seen pooping on not only people, but buildings, statues and in poeple’s food.

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Awkwardness, Relationships

Cringeworthy moments with Molly

My crush: Hey errr….. Molly?

Me: Yeah??!!!

My crush: Will you….umm

Me: Yeah??!!!

My crush: Go out with me?

Me: OMG YES!! Restaurant? The movies?  Oh, this is going to be great! What shall I wear?

My crush: Ummm…

Me: Oh, I know! I know! How about we go to that new go-cart place?

My crush: Oh, now I feel really bad. The guys just dared me to ask you out. Sorry. I better go.

Me: …..